You romantic rascals. The candles are lit, the wine’s uncorked, the flowers arranged in a nice little vase and, if you turn your head just right, you can still watch the basketball game on the big-screen TV.
Bzzzt! Wrong. Whether you’re male or female, lazy or lusty, this charming scenario is marred because the wine was uncorked too early and ... no, that’s not right. To get the mood right, Casanova, you’ve got to turn off that darned TV.