Have you ever broken a bone?
No, but I want to. I want to get shot in the leg too, just to know what it feels like. Maybe I could go trespassing and just get shot. Either that or break a bone, because if I break a bone, all of my friends, which is like three people, could sign my cast. Just three giant signatures.
Have you ever had any pets?
Lemme tell you a little story. So my mom…