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Dear Abby: Readers full of foolishness help to celebrate the season

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Dear Readers: It’s April Fools’ Day, the one day I can share some of the more unique letters that come my way — clearly, more than a few of which were written in an attempt to have some fun with me. Enjoy!

Dear Abby: Many times when I would wake up in the morning, I’d find toothpaste already on my toothbrush, courtesy of my foreign-born girlfriend, “Inger.” Because I am chivalrous, I figured I would return the favor. So at night before going to bed or in the morning, I’d tiptoe to the bathroom and put toothpaste on her toothbrush.

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