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Special Weather Statement issued May 29 at 5:10PM PDT until May 29 at 6:00PM PDT by NWS

...SIGNIFICANT WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SOUTHWESTERN DOUGLAS AND SOUTH CENTRAL CHELAN COUNTIES UNTIL 600 PM PDT... AT 509 PM PDT...DOPPLER RADAR WAS TRACKING A STRONG THUNDERSTORM 7 MILES SOUTHWEST OF SOUTH WENATCHEE...OR 9 MILES SOUTH OF WENATCHEE... MOVING NORTHEAST AT 20 MPH. DIME TO NICKEL SIZE HAIL...TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS...AND WINDS IN EXCESS OF

Overnight

Lo61° Partly Cloudy

Saturday

Hi92° Mostly Sunny

Saturday Night

Lo60° Partly Cloudy

Sunday

Hi86° Partly Sunny

Sunday Night

Lo63° Mostly Cloudy

Monday

Hi80° Showers Likely

Monday Night

Lo55° Showers Likely

Tuesday

Hi74° Showers Likely

Tuesday Night

Lo53° Slight Chc Showers

Wednesday

Hi75° Slight Chc Showers

Fed up with cupcake cops

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In physics, a unified field theory is an attempt to explain with a single hypothesis the behavior of several fields. Its political corollary is the Cupcake Postulate, which explains everything, from Missouri to Iraq, concerning Americans’ comprehensive withdrawal of confidence from government at all levels and all areas of activity.

Washington’s response to the menace of school bake sales illustrates progressivism’s ratchet: The federal government subsidizes school lunches, so it must control the lunches’ contents, which validates regulation of what it calls “competitive foods,” such as vending machine snacks. Hence the need to close the bake sale loophole, through which sugary cupcakes might sneak: Foods sold at fundraising bake sales must, with some exceptions, conform to federal standards.

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